My name is Jordan and this is my blog: I'm notorious for leaving my fics on hiatus for months with no warning, frequently rant about dumb Republicans and Television writers, watch too many shows and lose my cool too easily. Multifandom blogger and Klaine is my OTP, even though I’m a multishipping whore. I often forget to tag so don’t hold me accountable for that. Read my fic rec!
Anyway, this blog is mainly Glee, Supernatural and Sherlock but I also dabble in The New Normal and Doctor Who (which may come as a shock seeing as I’ve never watched even a second of the show)… This is how Tumblr has affected me. I cry over shows I’ve never even watched. Plus, all the other necessary blogging things like Mean Girls and Broadway
Souvenirsfaits on most websites if you wanna go looking for me, I also RP as Kurt Hummel for Wish You Were Here Glee RP. I eat a lot.
(Gifs not mine)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: acciomalfoypants)
Wow, this is thought provoking.
Okay this might seem random, but you know what pisses me off:
When men (I’m not talking about all men, just men I’ve heard say it) look at pictures of stick thin models and say, “Ew, I like curves on a woman! Bones are for dogs!” blah blah blah blah.
But by curves they mean “a tiny waist and toned legs but a huge ass and boobs”. It is so much easier to just exercise yourself down to a thin/toned body than it is to have a giant ass and boobs AND a tight tummy. They think they’re being progressive by saying Kate Upton is more attractive than Keira Knightley and they’re not. They’re not not not. It’s just promoting another equally unattainable beauty standard. >80
AGREED, 100%
seriously !! ^^^^
^^ god bless this,
The Walking Dead + Rick Grimes being the sass master
mcry:
it astounds me that there’s teen artists on tumblr at a higher level then graduates working in cartoon and film industries and it’s mostly just really high quality homosexual porn
Tumblr so far in 2013
- Fluffy chicken
- Harlem Shake
- American man [weird event]
- Using Google searches to replace lines of songs
- Bee Movie
- Patrick
- The colour of the sky
- Okay Cool
- Tumblr was down for 3 hours
- ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
Mishapocalypse
- Hannibal
“do he got the booty” “he doooooo”
swiggity swag whats in the bag
bitch i might be
(Source: theboywhocouldhavebeen)
Shakespeare: The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars
John Green: Bitch it might be
it’s a 1 not L
we’ve been doing it wrong
So it’s technically tumboner?
And suddenly everything makes so much more sense.
tumboner im so done
omfg
This is the plot twist of all plots twists. I bet the staff is laughing at us now
Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.
WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES
her statuses :’D
I will always add to this
QUEEN OF SASSwow…….
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad
Shocking, but Real Sex Laws
These are unbelievable omg. #5 tho.
…OH MYG OD
That first one… SO… im in SHOCK.. WHAAAAAT!?!?!?!
I CAN’T DO THAT Legally???? OMG. Who else has broken these laws!?
^ lol girl I feel you it sounds crazy. I’ve probably broke half of these!! LOL
WTF I didn’t believe these as first, but googled them and yup their real. wow.
This is so very him.
did u just
